Quentin Crisp On Gay Kiss-ins
Reacting to the Facebook “gay kiss” scandal, Dangerous Minds pal Jesse Merlin, currently appearing (headless!) as Dr. Carl Hill in Stuart Gordon’s Re-Animator: The Musical at the Steve Allen Theater in Hollywood, sent us this droll example of the Crisp wit.:
Right before I started hanging out with Quentin Crisp on a weekly basis, there was a gay scandal at the little greek-owned restaurant he frequented: The “Cooper Square Restaurant” on 2nd ave at 5th street. He ate there every day and the owners were very kind and respectful.
Well, apparently a gay couple was kissing there (when quentin wasn’t around, presumably) and the owner snapped up their menus, said “No sex in this restaurant!” and threw them out. It may or not have been a messy kiss depending on who you ask.
Well, they organized a huge kiss-in at the restaurant and embarrassed the hell out of the owner, who eventually apologized with seeming-sincerity. But my favorite part of the whole episode was when one of the two kissing troublemakers (who happened to be the doorman at my drama school nearby) called Quentin to ask for his support on the subject.
“I only eat there. I don’t know what you want from me.”
He was totally unimpressed with the protest idea and wanted nothing to do with it. But he did laugh about the owners possibly throwing *him* out:
“They can hardly throw me out. They’re Greeks. They invented the beastly thing.”
via Dangerous Minds